Elikkäs, kaikkeen pitää suhtautua huumorilla ja positiiviseti, joten kertokaa parhaat perhokalastus vitsinne. Saadaan hieman vaihtelua tähän välillä hyvin vakavamieliseenkin keskustelu palstaan

Kovin on hilljasta. Pitänee avata itte peli. Elikkäs, mitä yhteistä on perhokalastajalla ja laulurastaalla ? Molemmilla on siniset munat

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Hyvä ! Huumoria aina tarvitaan.
Kun ei näin äkkiä tule parempaa mieleen, niin tässä on yksi aito savolainen juttu:

Eka savolainen: "Sainpa eilen kakspäisen kalan"
Toinen savolainen: "Elä hitossa, taijat valehella"
Ekas s.: "Totta on. Toisessa piässä oli uistin kiinni ja toisessa piässä oli pyrstö"

Kerran sain niin paljon kalaa etei mahtunut yhteen läjään piti tehdä kaksi......

" En pidä kalastuksesta, enkä nyrkkeilystä. Molemmissa täytyy saada koukku vastustajan leukaan.

Sain kesällä sen verran ison taimenen että kun olin dösällä liikkeellä niin jouduin ostamaan sille lastenlipun.

Sain se minäki kyllä MELEKO ison Puntaria ei ollu mukana, mutta kamera oli ja kuvaki painaa kymmenen kiloa!

Kerrankin naapurin mies keroi saaneensa niin paljon katiskasta kalaa,
että piti väsytellä puoli tuntia että sai nostettua ylös.
Toinen: Täysin totta puhuva kalamies.......

Wanted: Woman who can cook, clean house, take out the trash, mow the lawn, tie flies and build fishing rods, clean wild game and fish, has hunting dog and drift boat. Please send picture drift boat and dog.
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A guy returned from flyfishing one day and was approached by his wife: "Dear, the washing machine broke." The flyfisher: "Honey, call the repair man and have it fixed!"

The next day upon returning home from another outing: "Dear, the TV is broke." The flyfisher: "Honey, I'm not a repairman. I have to go fishing. Call the repairman and have them fixed!"

The third day: "Dear, the fridge doesn't work anymore." The flyfisher: "Honey, I told you I'm not a repairman but a flyfisherman. Call the repairman and have everything fixed!"

Finally, on the fourth day the flyfisher returns home to find his wife with a smile on her face. "Did the repairman come, honey?" "He sure did, dear. And he repaired everything just like you said." "And how much did he charge, honey?" "Nothing, dear. When I asked him for the bill he told me that I either had to bake him a big chocolate cake or go to bed with him." "Honey, what did you do?" "Dear, I'm not a baker!"
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Ruotsalaisvitsi:
A fellow was duck hunting and he went up to the corner store, well he had a big bag, seven beautiful birds. There was a game warden in the store and when he saw the boy he knew that he should probably check him out. So he took the boy around to the side of the store and opened his game bag. The warden grabbed the first duck and stuck his finger up the birds ass, then he pulled it out and smelled it."Damn if that ain't a Virginia duck, you got your Virginia License?"asked the warden. And the boy reached in his pocket and sure enough he had a Virginia license. "Now this looks like a...(sniff)...just as I suspected, Tennessee Duck, you got your Tennessee license?" And the boy handed him a Tennessee license. "just as I suspected, A Georgia duck, license please" and for some reason the boy had one of those too. Just before the game warden got ready to 'checkout' the next duck he said, "Boy where are you from?" The boy replied as he bent over,"If your so damn smart find out your damnself!"

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Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.
"Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away."
"Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off."
"But that's just what I did, mommy."

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Perhokalastajan rukous
- Anna minun kerrankin saada niin iso taimen, ettei tarvitse valehdella.

Iloinen perhetapahtuma
- Lohijoen rantatalossa syntyi poikalapsi, mutta kätilöltä oli unohtunut vaaka matkasta. Suomalainen perhokalastaja oli rannalla ja häneltä lainattiin jousivaaka. Lapsi painoi 12,5 kg.

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"Vai että vaan harrastus?"

Minulle uusi, laitto hymyn naamalle!!

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"Ugly casts catch fish. So do ugly fishermen."

Tämän olen kuullut sellaisena versiona, että tuo suomalainen perhokalastaja oli UKK.

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Oh my God, they're going apeshit! They're going apeshit!
- "Peter Pan"

Aatami ja Eeva olivat juuri , kun Jumala tuli paikalle. - Missä Eeva on, Jumala kysyi.
- Joella pesemässä p****a, vastasi Aatami.
- Voihan , se haju ei lähde kaloista ikinä, huokasi Jumala.

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Rahalla saa ja hevosella pääsee!
Dont drink water,fish fuck in it !